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CAN WE BE SAVED FROM OURSELVES
1-9-04

Nothing is of more value to the country than an honest, skillful politician. That might not percolate well in your personal prejudice pot but it is the truth.
 
We have done our country an injustice by letting ourselves believe too much negative foolishness about politics and politicians. Like the idea that they are more crooked than the rest of us. I’ve known a lot of average voters and a lot of politicians. The percentages of crooks are about the same in both groups. Which isn’t so strange when you consider that average voters select and elect the politicians. Most of the time we vote for those who are a lot like us.
 
I got to thinking about this stuff when I spoke a few words at Ruth Harmon’s retirement reception at the courthouse. I praised her as a good politician who had made good things happen for the people and could see some listeners close down at the thought. We have a large mental block against seeing any good in any politician.
 
Don’t close down at that thought. You will hurt yourself and your government. Be aware that your only choices are honest, skillful politicians or dishonest unskillful ones with variations of each. Unless you have a strong appreciation for the honest, skillful ones you will not really look for them.
 
If you ever find yourself with the painful predicament of choosing between a dishonest one and a skillful one, I say vote for the skillful one. By its very nature, greed escalates. The dishonest one will steal more log chain than he can swim the river with. Crooks rise to the surface like empty beer cans. They cannot hide themselves very long.
 
Nixon was a perfect example. He was a liar but we have had few presidents with more political skill. He was a foreign policy wizard. I’d much rather see him running the affairs of this country than some honest but politically clumsy yokel who alienates our friends and whips up the fury of our enemies. Now and then imagine Alfred E. Newman with his finger on the nuclear button. It will make you more attentive to intelligence in the political marketplace.
 
I believe Jimmy Carter has developed more political skills since leaving the White House than he had while he was there. Someone said, “Oh but he has become a statesman.” Isn’t that the best definition of a good honest skillful politician?
 
We must study our politicians like we study the stock market or the NFL playoffs. Otherwise our goose is cooked and if enough of our geese get cooked, the country gets cooked.
 
Be suspicious of any politician who reaches inside your bile ducts and plays with your prejudices or tells you nothing but the good stuff -- one who has studied what you want and put together a platform to give it all to you. They are the phoniest of all. Remember Byron Looper here in Tennessee? He actually had his name changed to (Low Tax) Looper parenthesis included, then ran against popular state senator Tommy Burks and when he saw he couldn’t beat him, murdered him.  It looks like “Low Tax” got elected by “low intelligence” voters who couldn’t see the idiot bubbles coming out of both ears.
 
How daring to call the voters “low intelligence,” I hear someone reply. Not daring at all. He legally changed his name to “Low Tax” when he was running for tax assessor and under Tennessee law tax assessors have nothing at all to do with setting tax rates. That proves Loopy Loony Looper was smarter than the average voter.
 
Someone asked a voter how he felt about ignorance and apathy and he said, “I don’t know and I don’t care.” It’s just a joke but it is not a joke that only a healthy regard for honesty and political skills in candidates can save us from our own lethargy.



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